Octopussy (1983)

| Action,Adventure,Thriller
UK / English
"Nobody does it better...thirteen times. " A Faberge Egg found with a murdered British agent puts Bond on the trail that leads to a plot to kill thousands to weaken NATO defences in Europe.
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BOND#13: Tigers and Elephants and Clowns, oh my
MASTER PLAN: detonate a nuclear bomb at a U.S.Air Force Base, as part
of a radical Soviet agenda. This 6th Bonder with Moore has a couple of
similarities to the previous "For Your Eyes Only," suggesting a 'been
there, done that' tone throughout. There are no really memorable
villains or set-pieces, but it does progress at a fairly good clip
while you're watching, even if it does bog down in a few spots during
the middle half. The teaser exemplifies those thrilling pre-credits
sequences which have really nothing to do with the rest of the film.
Yet, even the filmmakers seem to acknowledge Moore's advancing years
here, since he needs help from a female agent and utilizes another
mini-flier gadget to successfully deliver a knockout explosion. It goes
along fine until the very end of the teaser, when Moore grins like a,
eh, clown, and there's a freeze-frame; these later Bonders with Moore
always tended to throw in this foolish smirking to offset the straight
action, for some damnable reason (see also the reference to Tarzan and
other examples below). The song over the credits is by Rita Coolidge, a
rather tepid piece (of course, it's not named Octopussy, which might
have been interesting). Moore here appears to be in a similar position
to Connery when he was in his final official Bonder "Diamonds Are
Forever" - obviously past his prime, but not quite ready to call it
quits (Connery did return for the non-canon "Never Say Never Again"
this same year). This also has the first interpretation by actor Brown
of M, quite similar to Bernard Lee's from most of the previous Bonders,
though Lee was, again, more memorable. Moneypenny appears briefly with
a new assistant, Ms.Smallbone; she was probably meant to replace
Moneypenny in the future, but this didn't pan out. Q has more screen
time, as is usual with these later Bonders, even becoming actively
involved in the action at one point, though it's presented as a joke.
Bond's mission involves smuggling and those famous Faberge Eggs from
the Russian aristocracy of a past century. He actually takes over a
mission from agent 009, who is killed early in the story. The first
half of the mission takes him to New Delhi and the strongly-exotic
Indian locations. The main femme fatale of the title doesn't appear
until an hour into the story, played by Adams of "The Man With the
Golden Gun" fame. She makes a good fit for the seasoned Bond, but, as
with everything else, the filmmakers seemed unable to come up with new
twists, including actresses. There's a central action piece where Bond
is the object of a hunt and encounters virtually every deadly animal in
the region within the span of a few minutes, an expansion of the usual
'deadly animal' scene. But, it comes across as a gimmick and not as an
exciting chase, with an inappropriate Tarzan yell to further ridicule
the whole concept. A lot of the action also involves a circus, knife
throwing by a couple of deadly twins, and an island of women (hoo-hah,
just what Bond needs). The smuggling conspiracy is revealed as just a
sideline to a crazed Soviet General's plot to expand Soviet control far
beyond East Berlin - ah, yes, still the good old days of the Cold War
(and some over-acting by actor Berkoff). As the main villain, veteran
star Jourdan is suitably classy yet slimy, but somewhat over-the-hill
(like Bond), and reminds me of his similar villain in the campy "Swamp
Thing"(82). Bedi, as his brawny henchman, does better, with an imposing
presence. These two have their best moment when Jourdan orders Bedi to
go get Bond outside an airplane. Moore, in his mid-fifties then, still
did OK with the tough-guy stuff, but his scenes with thirtyish ladies
were a tough sell. The final chasing in Berlin and in the circus is
suspenseful, undone a bit when Bond dresses up as a clown; then, the
final aerial combat is pretty exciting, but it all ends on another
groan-inducing wink from Bond on a boat. Moore would return one more
time in "A View to a Kill." Bond:6 Villains:6 Femme Fatales:7
Henchmen:7 Fights:7 Stunts/Chases:8 Gadgets:6 Auto:6 Locations:8 Pace:7
overall:7-
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