Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
USA / English
"This summer the Angels are back.
"The Angels investigate a series of murders that occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database. Their prime suspects? A "fallen angel" (Moore) who was once their ally and the Creepy Thin Man (Glover).
Strong contender for worst movie ever made
Director McG sure know how to shoot a slick scene. He just doesn't
understand why. This movie (and I'm using the term loosely) is
for and by people with attention deficit syndrome.
Directed as a never ending pop video it's the movie substitute for lying
the couch watching MTV.
The pop music drones in the background every second of the movie as
babes kick ass i slow motion. It's Bay Watch with a budget.
Plot, development, build-up and dialog are elements usually found in most
movies. They are as alien to this flick as it is devoid of entertainment
value. Incoherent, badly edited action sequences tied together with
one-liners as substitute for dialog constitutes what can be called the
"structure" of this movie. That is, to the extent this movie has any
structure. It is a celebration of the end of cinema.
Not stylish but vulgar. Not entertaining but embarrassing. Not fun but
Star studded as any action flick I've ever seen, it was fascinating for me
to watch the extent and speed that this move wastes and disposes talent.
Anybody who appears on screen in this stinker should be ashamed of
themselves. Kudos to the producers for coating pure sh**e with enough
so that mindless teenagers will suck it down without noticing it's real
I weep for this movie.
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