10,000 BC

The Ten (2007)
"If He'd meant the commandments literally, He'd have written them in stone."
Ten stories, each inspired by one of the ten commandments.
Paul Rudd Jeff Reigert
Adam Brody Stephen Montgomery
Jon Hamm Skydiving Guide Chris Knarl
Winona Ryder Kelly La Fonda
Ken Marino Dr. Glenn Richie / Cartoon Voices
Todd Holoubek Camera Man Stuart Blumberg
Mather Zickel Louis La Fonda
Ali Marsh 'Entertainment Beat' Host George Reardon
Raisy Pereyra Dorothy Sheen
Edmund Genest Governor Beaumont Hutchins
Ron Silver Fielding Barnes
Heidi Neurauter Helen Campbell-Holland
Michael Ziegfeld Harlan Swallow
Jason Antoon Salazar 'Fred' McBairn
Andrea Rosen Polly 'Carol' Samuels
Chris Wylde Kevin Lipworth
Siri Baruc Party Girl Natalie Freyberg
Reed Birney Jim Stansel
Erica Oyama Bream Benson
Famke Janssen Gretchen Reigert
Gretchen Mol Gloria Jennings
A.D. Miles Oliver Jennings
Jason Sudeikis Tony Contiella
Alfredo Gonzalez Pedicab Driver
Paco Mauri Alfonso Zavata
Victoria PĂ©rez Rosa Zavata (as Victoria Perez)
Fernando Baena Mango Vendor Rodriquez Rodriquez
Justin Theroux Jesus H. Christ
Tommy Nelson Noah Jennings
Nina Hellman Nurse Nancy Hellman
Beth Dover Sheila Contiella
Liev Schreiber Ray Johnson
Matthew Ballard Defense Attorney Greg Splenda
Zach Orth
Zak Orth Prosecutor / Tour Guide Barge Michaelson (as Zach Orth)
Novella Nelson Judge Sophia R. Jackson
Scott Sowers Jury Foreman Barry Noodle
Michael Mulheren Carvin 'Big Buster' Waggle
Jessica Alba Liz Anne Blazer
Kevin Allison Stanley Jaffe
Kerri Kenney Bernice Jaffe (as Kerri Kenney-Silver)
Cedric Sanders Greg Jaffe
Arlen Escarpeta Todd Jaffe
Oliver Platt Marc Jacobson
David Wain Abe Grossman
Thomas Lennon Scotty Pale
Zandy Hartig Sally Johnson / Callie Mardino / Cartoon Voices
Joe Lo Truglio Paul Mardino
Charlie McDermott Jake Johnson
Zach Page Loofie Lavinsky
Janeane Garofalo Powerplant Shift Supervisor Beth Soden
Rob Corddry Duane Rosenblum
Antonio Zavala Prison Guard Carlos Lopez 'Gonzaklez' Banderas (as Antonio Zavala Kugler)
Michael Ian Black Prison Guard Jamberg Saivon
Rashida Jones Hostess Rebecca Fornier
Joe Passaro Xylophone Player Clovis Handleman
Michael Showalter Police Lt. Flarn Bleern
Jerry Grayson Junkie Floyd Congril Dillon
John Tormey Junkie Jerry Park
Philip Levy Junkie Tommy 'Thomas' McKee
H. Jon Benjamin Lying Rhino (voice)
Jonathan Stern Cartoon Voices / Naked Guy
Peter Salett Rhino Body
David Diaan Landlord Izzy Mavis
Bobby Cannavale Marty McBride
Robert Ben Garant Himself
Andrew Dawson Principal DiBiaso
John Patrick Barry Naked Guy
Fred Basco Naked Guy
Village Dumetz Naked Guy
Jack Fisher Naked Guy
Seth Herzog Naked Guy
Andy Kaufman Naked Guy
Paul Richard Kessler Naked Guy (as Richard Kessler)
Morris S. Levy Naked Guy
Tom McHugh Naked Guy
Phil Michas Naked Guy
Peter Moore Naked Guy
David Ressel Naked Guy
Noam Rosen Naked Guy
Sarge Naked Guy
Eric Tepper Naked Guy
Craig Wedren Naked Guy
Adam Bertocci Cheering Student in Maroon Shirt (uncredited)
Jonathan Davis Mexico Narrator (uncredited)
David Fariborz Davoodian Landlord (uncredited)
Monique Dupree Student (uncredited)
Alexis Iacono The Nerd (uncredited)
Rich Rothbell Dr. Driscoll (uncredited)
Joey Sontz Jim The Scriptwriter (uncredited)
Producer: Morris S. Levy,Ken Marino,Paul Rudd,Jonathan Stern,David Wain
Writer: Ken Marino,David Wain
Watchable but would not recommend
This is the first film I have chosen to comment on so forgive me if my review is not on par with some of the more knowledgeable film buffs out there! I feel I should also point out that I have no prior knowledge of the director or any of his previous works.

Therefore, reviewing this as a stand-alone movie, I would have to say that it was somewhat below average. While there were some scenes that I did laugh at and in my opinion the acting was great (though it has to be said that the actors were playing rather shallow characters) all in all it was a rather disappointing film. As many people have said, the plots were VERY loosely tied to the Ten Commandments (in some cases I found it hard to find the link at all) and I actually felt embarrassed for the actors during some of the more cringe worthy scenes. It just felt to me as if they were trying too hard. In some cases the dialogue was highly commendable but in others it was just lacked subtlety. Don't get me wrong - I love humour that is intended to shock and appal but as I said earlier - this film just felt like it was trying too hard to do so and thus, for me, lacked integrity.

Nr of disks/tapes:1
Storage device:Divx 5
Imdb rating: 5.7
Musician: Craig Wedren
Running time: 96 min
Subtitles: Svenska
Audio tracks: Stereo [English]
Everything else:
Last modified: 2008-02-17 14:59:16