The Real Cancun (2003)
USA / English
"No scripts. No actors. No rules. Anything can happen during spring break, and it did.
"Sixteen American college students drink, flirt, fight and canoodle during their Spring Break vacation in Cancun, Mexico.
Quite possibly, no, make that surely the worst crap ever to be put on film
Go to the Zoo instead and watch monkeys for 90 minutes. Much more
entertaining, more intelligent interactions, a lot more
John Lennon and Yoko Ono once made this short film about a house fly
wandering around on naked bodies... an Oscar contender compared to this
Unbelievable what someone somewhere (guzzling himself into some
alcohol-poisoning stupor)thought would make a cool flick.
Freedom of expression not withstanding, this should be found unlawful,
crimes against humanity or something of that nature, and the maker of this
indescribable crap should be forced to watch his own movie until death has
mercy on him.
I hope that all participants will be recognized and properly laughed at
a long long time just for willingly being caught on film in what must be
darkest hour of their existence so far.
If you're about to see this flick, run, don't walk, as fast as you can,
from this manifestation of terminal boredom.
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